Grocery Shop Tale Appreciator Gifts

'Lazy,'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Nanki Poo

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Woman has man in shopping trolley

The Creature of the Black Legume

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

Meats

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

Supermarkets

Aggressive grocery shopping

Trolley Cage.

"I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."