Grocery Shop Tale Appreciator T-Shirts

'Lazy,'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

Nanki Poo

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Once upon a time and a half. William Tell shot an apple on his son's head. Plink! Nice shot, Dad! Plunk!

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

Elvis going to the 'House of 1/4 pounders near the 'House of gingerbread'

"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"

U.S. Male - Part Five

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"I know I've matured because I choose to purchase my own candy instead of stealing my children's."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Woman has man in shopping trolley

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

Do me a favor - don

The Creature of the Black Legume

Eight medieval characters from the Canterbury Tales.

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll leave you to it."

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

REmember, no cracks about "only the good die young" around Methuselah.

Meats

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

'Ugh! I think it's past its sell-by date.'

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

"I always buy toilet paper in bulk. My family shreds through it so quickly."

Trolley Cage.

'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'

Supermarkets

Aggressive grocery shopping

Snacks, Condiments, Necessary Evils.