Grocery Renegade Gifts

Looking for a gift for the grocery renegade? Whether they zig when others zag or love to break the shopping rules, our witty and humorous products are perfect. From cheeky mugs to funky prints, find something that celebrates their creative shopping spirit. These fun items are sure to make them smile and feel appreciated for their unique approach to grocery adventures.

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'A coconut, a jar of pickled pig's feet, five pounds of leeks, a dozen owl eggs. . . you lost the list I gave you, didn't you?'

'A coconut, a jar of pickled pig's feet, five pounds of leeks, a dozen owl eggs. . . you lost the list I gave you, didn't you?' mockup

'A coconut, a jar of pickled pig's feet, five pounds of leeks, a dozen owl eggs. . . you lost the list I gave you, didn't you?'

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LAY ZEE FUK

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'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.' mockup

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

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'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.' mockup

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

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"Everything's gone up."

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'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.' mockup

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

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BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance. mockup

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

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"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now." mockup

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

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"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?" mockup

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

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Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.' mockup

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

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"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!" mockup

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

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"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook." mockup

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

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"Give him his food."

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"I can't have anything that's a food." mockup

"I can't have anything that's a food."

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"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention." mockup

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

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"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net." mockup

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

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'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?' mockup

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

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"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you." mockup

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

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"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!" mockup

"There's no way God ever intended man to shove a pillow into a pillowcase!"

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'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.' mockup

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

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"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking." mockup

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

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"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!" mockup

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

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"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..." mockup

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

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Solar Storm Expected!

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'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses." mockup

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

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Complaints (just kidding).

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'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.' mockup

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

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Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

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"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it." mockup

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

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'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...' mockup

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

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'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'As many items as I want or no customer!' mockup

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

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'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.' mockup

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

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"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient." mockup

"This recipe turned out awful despite me substituting every major ingredient."

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Grocery Renegade Gifts Collection

Grocery Renegade Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate the grocery renegade’s playful and daring shopping spirit—perfect for coffee or tea lovers who love to break the rules.

Grocery Renegade Pillows

Brighten their home with pillows that showcase their grocery rebellion. Comfortable, fun, and full of personality.

Grocery Renegade Prints

Decorate their space with prints that honor the grocery renegade’s unconventional style—full of humor and bold designs.

Grocery Renegade T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for grocery rebels. Fun, witty, and perfect for adding some humor to their everyday wardrobe.