Grocery Gumshoe T-Shirts

Let your grocery gumshoe show off their love for food and discovery with a playful t-shirt. Fun, witty, and perfect for casual outings or grocery runs.

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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'It concludes with 'Don't bother to ask. You'll never find out what some of these ingredients do.' '

'It concludes with 'Don't bother to ask. You'll never find out what some of these ingredients do.' ' mockup

'It concludes with 'Don't bother to ask. You'll never find out what some of these ingredients do.' '

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"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!" mockup

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

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"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..." mockup

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

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"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan." mockup

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

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"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended." mockup

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

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Mystery of the Poets

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"Okay, lets see what we have here." mockup

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

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Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.' mockup

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

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'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.' mockup

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

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After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner. mockup

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

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'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!' mockup

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

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'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.' mockup

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

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Complex Carbs

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'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

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"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?" mockup

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

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"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry." mockup

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

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"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?" mockup

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

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Organic Milk

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'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.' mockup

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

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'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.' mockup

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

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"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?" mockup

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

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Dadonomics

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Dashiell Hammett

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Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk. mockup

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

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Fresh Food and Regurgitated

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'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.' mockup

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

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"It's a plutocrot - a cross between a plutocrat and an apricot."

"It's a plutocrot - a cross between a plutocrat and an apricot." mockup

"It's a plutocrot - a cross between a plutocrat and an apricot."

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10 items or less

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New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta. mockup

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

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Have a nice day - This Means You. mockup

Have a nice day - This Means You.

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"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius." mockup

"I think we must have accidentally set the freezers in Fahrenheit instead of Celsius."

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'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you' mockup

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

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'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'As many items as I want or no customer!' mockup

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

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Grocery Gumshoe T-Shirts Collection

Grocery Gumshoe Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the grocery gumshoe theme, perfect for brightening up their morning coffee with a dash of humor.

Grocery Gumshoe Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows that celebrate food curiosity and discovery, perfect for the grocery detective in your life.

Grocery Gumshoe Prints

Discover prints that capture the playful investigative spirit of grocery gumshoes, great for decorating any food lover's space.