Grocery Gossipers Gifts

Which price rise came first? The chicken or the egg?

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

Friendly bacteria

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

'I lost the grocery list you gave me. So I brought home a few weeks supply of pizza.'

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

'The stuff legends are made of'

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

Mouse shopping after hours

Dadonomics

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

Low income vampires.

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

That was 16 items.

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

Christmas food.

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

Fish counter: sole/solemate.