Gossip Gourmet Gifts

"Your wife's sleeping with my cousin mike." Rat Poison

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

"I like my steak well done."

Wine Talking

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"I only told a few friends."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

The Original Gossip Columns