Gossip Gourmet Prints

"Your wife's sleeping with my cousin mike." Rat Poison

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Men gossiping

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Water cooler talk stations."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"I like my steak well done."

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Wine Talking

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"I only told a few friends."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'