Grid Master Gifts

"The only problem with town planning is having to account for people."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

The president's men

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Out and In.

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Desert Island BBQ

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Filet minion

"He loves his leaf blower."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

His New Grillfriend

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Men's cooking'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."