Grid Enthusiast Gifts

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Nuclear generation of energy.

How Glaciations Begin

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

US Energy Needs.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."