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"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Newton's Cradle Solar System

How Glaciations Begin

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'This 'infrastructure' stuff you keep talking about -- does it have anything to do with vegetables?'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."