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Electrical Problems in Cuba

The discovery of electricity...

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Love At First Shock

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Nuclear energy.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Energy trap.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"This may come as a shock to you, but you two are not a good fit. It's no one's ground fault. Electricity is not enough. I know it's hertz, but one day you'll connect with watt I'm relaying."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

The mysterious death of Mrs. Franklin.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

'Truly,he's a great conductor.'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

God bless our all-electric home.

Unplugged.

'I'm taking static electricity for share and tell.'

The Ungooglable Man

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

In spite of the protests from animal rights groups, doctor Clemens continues his experiments on static electricity.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Plasma scientist

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

Power company desk boxes: 'Direct...alternating'.