Power Grid Guru Gifts

Slap on the Wrist

Robots In The Boardroom

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

The Modern Novel.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Neversource"

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

"We're going to need more pets."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Bio Fuels.

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'