Greenway Guru T-Shirts

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dog in Daisys

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Oh Hi!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Evolution.

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