Greenway Guru T-Shirts

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Just Stop Boil

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Dog in Daisys

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'Oh Hi!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Evolution.