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Otto the SmartyCar!

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Doing the borders.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Horti-Culture

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Garden.

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Sport Utility Boot.

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

An old man growing berries

Award Winning Gardener

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Eco Princess

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.