Greenway Giggler Gifts

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

The Busy Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Beginning Yarder.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Yard Sale

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'Where are you going?'

Balding gnomes

'He never listened to his mother!'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."