Green Viking Gifts

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

100% carbon neutral

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

The Music Seed

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"But I use all of them!"

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

I want to talk about the environment...

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

It's the biofuel generation.