Green Viking Pillows

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

100% carbon neutral

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

The Music Seed

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I miss the good old days!'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

I want to talk about the environment...

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

It's the biofuel generation.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!