Green-thumbed Musician Gifts

The Music Seed

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

Allotment

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Horti-Culture

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Award Winning Gardener

An old man growing berries

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Eco Princess

Greenfingers.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

The Garden