Green-thumbed Musician Prints

The Music Seed

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Horti-Culture

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Garden.

An old man growing berries

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Eco Princess

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Award Winning Gardener

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Garden