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Green-thumb Sparring Gifts
Celebrate the joy of gardening and the spirited side of green-thumb sparring with our witty, artistic items. Ideal for those who enjoy cultivating plants as much as they enjoy a lighthearted rivalry. Browse our collection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the playful essence of gardening competitions, making your gift both fun and memorable.
Prize vegetables.
"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."
What are you giving Mother Earth this year?
'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'
"Even the waiters here are organic."
Deforestation.
The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
"First time pruning?"
Cat Nip.
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
Yardless: Please help
Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."
"I'm losing my patience with you."
Cats and gardens.
Mother Nature
Climate Crisis
"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
See you at the farmers market!
Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!
Botany Baby!
"Steamed vegetables."
"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
Greenfingers.
Do you have anything bigger?
Green-thumb Sparring Gifts Collection
Green-thumb Sparring Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating green-thumb sparring with humorous and artistic designs—perfect for every gardening rivalry.
Green-thumb Sparring Pillows
Find soft, whimsical pillows that add a playful touch to any gardening space, perfect for fans of green-thumb sparring.
Green-thumb Sparring Prints
Decorate your gardening corner with vibrant prints that capture the joy and rivalry of green-thumb sparring in eye-catching artwork.
Green-thumb Sparring T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that highlight the fun side of gardening competitions, ideal for passionate green thumbs with a humorous streak.