Green Thumb Duelists Gifts

Gardening Duel.

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"Mulch madness"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

Gardener