Green-thumb Sparring T-Shirts

Argutifolius Fistulosis

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Climate Crisis

Mother Nature

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'