Competitive Green Thumb T-Shirts

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm losing my patience with you."

Cats and gardens.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

See you at the farmers market!

Botany Baby!

"Steamed vegetables."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

Do you have anything bigger?

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Mad about Roses!

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