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Japanese Leylandii Rage.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

'Ok - I'm reaching out!'

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

"There goes the merger between Brigg's corporation and Ludlow industries!"

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

A Bubble of Countryside.

Mega Construction Company: Paving Paradise and Putting Up Parking Lots for Over 50 Years. Deal with it.

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

Serious business

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

Carbon footprint

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

"Five year non-exclusive? We just want to abduct him!"

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Urban Gardens

Lakeonia National Park: Car parking and park area.

Cat pleads into mouse hole: 'Can't we talk about this?'

Statesman, Scientist, Author and Treky.

'Two Oaks. Where are the oaks. They were cut down to build the house. '

'I can't believe we've been relocated from the bottom of the garden to make space for parking!'

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

Don't walk on the grass.

The Environmentalist Fighting Deforestation

"Look, why don’t you just come down and talk to him? He wants to make up."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

Russian and Chinese Alliance.