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"Now will you take me to your leader?"

"Nation-building never works."

"National security adviser"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

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The Arab Autumn

"There's more than one way to get your message across, but violence isn't one..."

Middle East Peace Process.

Pawn Stars

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Landing That Tough Account

Munich Security Conference

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

"Hello!... Putin..."

'Secretary Fish and General Grant Amused at the English Outcry over the Alabama Claims'

American Eagle and the Dove of Peace

"It's O.K. to admit that the sanctions are taking their toll."

Love and hate

Nato

"Chancellor Merkel just finished her meeting with President Putin, now she urgently needs a shower. Please call again in about five hours."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

John Kerry

Serious business

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for