Green Movement Satirist Gifts

Man wearing 'Save the planet t shirt' uses non-environmentally friendly carrier bags,

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

Winter Weather.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

"The Nominees"

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

Another hot flash?

This is where Brent council sends you

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"You have a good lie."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

New uses for excess coal

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

Granny's 100% All Natural Radioactive Waste

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."