Green Belt Warrior Gifts

Welcome to the countryside...

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'May the forest be with you.'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

I want to talk about the environment...

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"