Green Belt Guardian Gifts

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'I remember when all this was fields.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Just Stop Boil

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Solar Frankenstein

Evolution.

There is No Planet C

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Toys and environmental pollution

Climate Change

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"AI"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

It's all about sustainability. We can't be greedy. We need to let enough salmon reach their breeding grounds to ensure us a good feed every year...

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Tree Funeral

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

'May the forest be with you.'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."