Green Belt Warrior Pillows

Welcome to the countryside...

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"I love you too, big guy."

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'May the forest be with you.'

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

I want to talk about the environment...

The Authentic Christmas.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.