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"I'd like seconds!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

"I'll have dessert first."

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"It's fondue night!"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Dijon Vu

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Capturing a Cook

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Endangered Entrees

'Sunnyside down.'

"Cemetery Pie"

God Cooks Up Evolution

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!