Greedy Gourmand Mugs

"I'd like seconds!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Just one more choccy...

"I'll have dessert first."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"It's fondue night!"

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

Dijon Vu

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

'It seems the environment people, the health department and the food and drug administration all have reservations about his place.'

Endangered Entrees

'Sunnyside down.'

"Cemetery Pie"

God Cooks Up Evolution

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

Coffee, toast and some of my special homemade turkey marmalade!

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."