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The wonderful world of cheese.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I'm a monster."

Just one more choccy...

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"It's fondue night!"

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Dijon Vu

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

God Cooks Up Evolution

"Cemetery Pie"

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"I'd like seconds!"

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."