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Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I'm a monster."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"It's fondue night!"

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Dijon Vu

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

Capturing a Cook

"I'd like seconds!"

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Cemetery Pie"

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

God Cooks Up Evolution