Gratuity Analyzer Gifts

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

The Pie Chart of Mystery

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Give Thanks.

Every Day is a Gift

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

"I need a card that says 'Thanks for going through lots with me.' I'm a realtor!"

Prayer to Share

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

Thank your Lucky Stars

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'

"Thanks Giving."

Prayer

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

'I never get tipped!'

"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."