Grade Greatness Appreciator Gifts

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Final words on gravestones.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Most dog-like dog.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Scale indicates the value of books.

"I just love your use of lying"

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

"My teacher forgot to congratulate me on my great math grade. She was too busy calling Ripley's Believe It Or Not."

"We need any eggs?"

'That's not red on the wing, that's catsup on the lens.'

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"...and this is my better half...!"

"So that's four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and...oh, what the hell, we're celebrating...a partridge in a pear tree."

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"I can't believe it...I got a 'B' average this year. Do you know what that means?"

"What did you put in that bird feeder?"