Grade Greatness Appreciator Pillows

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Graduates on their phones

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Final words on gravestones.

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Sue Perkins

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

Most dog-like dog.

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Scale indicates the value of books.

"I just love your use of lying"

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

"We need any eggs?"

"My teacher forgot to congratulate me on my great math grade. She was too busy calling Ripley's Believe It Or Not."

"Not hired?! But I got A's in all my classes!"

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

Einstein's brain.

"...and this is my better half...!"

'That's not red on the wing, that's catsup on the lens.'

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

Notable noses Vol. 83.

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

"I can't believe it...I got a 'B' average this year. Do you know what that means?"