Grade Achiever Pillows

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'But I thought you would be pleased-an 'A' plus in sex education,Dad!'

"I got an A+ on my math test! I'm updating my resume."

"I can't believe it...I got a 'B' average this year. Do you know what that means?"

"My teacher forgot to congratulate me on my great math grade. She was too busy calling Ripley's Believe It Or Not."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Overjumpers

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

U of Debt

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'What's play?'

Exam

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

His Master's Thesis.

GCSEs

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I lettered in spelling."

Super Student

'Congratulations, you graduated.'