Gratuity Analyzer T-Shirts

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

The Pie Chart of Mystery

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

"Can I just leave a small tip?"

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Give Thanks.

Every Day is a Gift

'Don't worry, he always feigns death when it comes to tipping.'

"I might not know much about art... but I know what I like."

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

"I need a card that says 'Thanks for going through lots with me.' I'm a realtor!"

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

Prayer

"Thanks Giving."

Thank your Lucky Stars

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'

Prayer to Share

'Thank you for all your help. You're like a good photocopy machine. You make a lasting impression.'

'I didn't realize my mom thought so much of our school. . . she's been thanking God for it everyday lately.'

"Mum says I've got to thank you if you gave me anything."

'I never get tipped!'