Graph Reading Gifts

'Jamison has made a motion that we try to make the squiggly line go up. All those in favor...'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Cariactures

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Spam in Hell.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Sales.

"Which one's yours?"

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.