Graph Reading Pillows

'Jamison has made a motion that we try to make the squiggly line go up. All those in favor...'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Cariactures

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Spam in Hell.

Sales.

"Which one's yours?"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'