Grants Guru Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for your Grants Guru? Our collection features humorous and creatively inspired products that honor their dedication to securing funding and making ideas happen. Whether it's for a colleague, friend, or yourself, these unique items bring a smile while celebrating their passion for grants and innovation.

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"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"

"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?" mockup

"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.' mockup

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

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"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime." mockup

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

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The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee. mockup

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

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"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?" mockup

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

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Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour). mockup

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

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"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

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Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World mockup

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

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Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas. mockup

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

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'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.' mockup

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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At the 2021 Religious Games

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'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.' mockup

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver." mockup

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

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'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...' mockup

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

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"He's my smart-aleck twin."

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'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

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"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor." mockup

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

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Kirsten Johnson

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Guru.

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Santa called but you were out!

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How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

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Government and Opposition

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"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support." mockup

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

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"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies." mockup

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?" mockup

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

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'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!' mockup

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

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"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us." mockup

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

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'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.' mockup

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

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Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...' mockup

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

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Regifts of the Magi

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Grants Guru Gifts Collection

Grants Guru Mugs

Explore our range of grants-themed mugs and find the perfect cup to celebrate your Grants Guru's dedication and sense of humor.

Grants Guru Pillows

Brighten their workspace or home with fun and stylish pillows that honor their passion for grants with a creative touch.

Grants Guru Prints

Enhance their office decor with inspiring art prints that reflect their dedication and success in the world of funding and innovation.

Grants Guru T-Shirts

Discover creative t-shirts celebrating grant-writing heroes—perfect for showcasing their expertise with a witty twist.