Government Grant Guru Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the government grant expert in your life? Our selection combines wit and personality, turning their expertise into a cheerful reminder of their dedication and savvy in securing funding. Whether they’re strategizing on complex proposals or celebrating milestones, these thoughtful items are sure to inspire. Ideal for anyone passionate about the art of grants, these products add a humorous and motivational touch to their workspace or home.

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'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.' mockup

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'

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'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.' mockup

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime." mockup

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings mockup

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

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"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

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Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World mockup

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

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Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas. mockup

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...' mockup

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

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'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...' mockup

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

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"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver." mockup

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

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"I'm in nonprofit work for the money." mockup

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

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"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor." mockup

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

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Santa called but you were out!

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'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.' mockup

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

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Government and Opposition

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"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?" mockup

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

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"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies." mockup

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

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"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us." mockup

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

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"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing." mockup

"Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing."

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'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.' mockup

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

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Regifts of the Magi

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The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling. mockup

The wave of immigration issues about to hit Obama's plan and the Supreme Court ruling.

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"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?" mockup

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

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"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request." mockup

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

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"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments." mockup

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

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Valentines Day truck

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"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!" mockup

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

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'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.' mockup

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

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"Well, we got the grant."

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'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.' mockup

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

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Government Grant Guru Gifts Collection

Government Grant Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for government grant gurus—perfect for their coffee breaks and daily motivation.

Government Grant Guru Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows for government grant aficionados—bring personality and comfort to their workspace or home.

Government Grant Guru Prints

Browse our inspiring prints for grant professionals—motivational art to celebrate their funding achievements.

Government Grant Guru T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts for grant experts—ideal for showcasing their funding prowess with humor and style.