Grant Jargon Giggler Gifts

'It's moved full circle †he just got a Federal grant to study the Federal grant process.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Clown God

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'Your bonus as promised.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

'It needs more punctuation.'