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Grain Gourmet Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the grain gourmet in your life? Our collection highlights their passion for all things grain-based with witty, charming products. Perfect for foodies, culinary artists, or anyone who appreciates the art of grain dishes. Whether it's a humorous mug, a stylish print, or cozy pillow, these items are designed to delight and inspire every meal. Show your appreciation for their gourmet palate with something truly special.
'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"
The wonderful world of cheese.
"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
'This is one of our most recent vintages!'
'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'
'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'
"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."
"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."
It turns out they don't go together so well,
'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'
"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."
'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'
The Main Types of Cheese
"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
Too much cilantro
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."
French wine
To do before Saturday...
'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'
"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."
"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"
'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'
Grain Gourmet Gifts Collection
Grain Gourmet Mugs
Explore our collection of grain-themed mugs—each one crafted to bring humor, style, and personality to your morning coffee routine.
Grain Gourmet Pillows
Find cozy, witty pillows that highlight a grain gourmet’s passion—ideal for home or kitchen decor with a personal touch.
Grain Gourmet Prints
Browse our vibrant prints for grain enthusiasts—bring their culinary passion into their living space with art that inspires and amuses.
Grain Gourmet T-Shirts
Check out our fun and fashionable T-shirts celebrating grain lovers—perfect for adding humor and style to everyday wear.