Grim Gourmet Gifts

Seeking a gift for a grim gourmet? Our collection features creatively designed items that humorously embrace the darker, macabre side of culinary passion. Perfect for food enthusiasts with a dark sense of humor, our products are both playful and stylish. Whether for a chef, foodie, or culinary adventurer with a penchant for the edgy, these items add a touch of wit to their kitchen or dining space. Celebrate their unique taste with a gift that’s as bold as their palate.

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'Hey, Jack, our pizza is done.'

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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season." mockup

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?' mockup

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.' mockup

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager." mockup

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

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'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?' mockup

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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To do before Saturday...

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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.' mockup

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

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Queen of Quinoa

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos." mockup

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

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'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?' mockup

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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The Main Types of Cheese

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Too much cilantro

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"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce." mockup

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

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'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.' mockup

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

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"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!" mockup

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

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"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas." mockup

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

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'Is this still America?'

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"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'." mockup

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

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Holiday Supplies

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"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!" mockup

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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Cheese

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test." mockup

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

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'This wine is dreadful - try some.' mockup

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

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"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?" mockup

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

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"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!" mockup

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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Grim Gourmet Gifts Collection

Grim Gourmet Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for grim gourmets and culinary dark humor enthusiasts. Find the perfect witty or spooky mug for their daily brew.

Grim Gourmet Pillows

Browse our pillows featuring playful, darkly humorous designs for gourmets with a taste for the macabre. Add personality to their living space with a witty touch.

Grim Gourmet Prints

Find striking prints that celebrate the grim gourmet in style. Perfect for decorating kitchens, dining rooms, or personal spaces with a touch of dark humor.

Grim Gourmet T-Shirts

Discover a range of t-shirts designed for food lovers with a dark sense of humor. Perfect for casual wear that makes a statement about their unique tastes.