Grape Gourmet Gifts

Looking for a gift for the grape gourmet? Explore our collection of fun and thoughtful items that celebrate a love for wine and culinary creativity. Perfect for wine enthusiasts who enjoy expressing their passion through stylish and humorous accessories. Whether it's a mug for morning coffee, a t-shirt showcasing their hobby, a cozy pillow for relaxing evenings, or a vibrant art print, you'll find ideal gifts that match their sophisticated taste and creative spirit.

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'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.' mockup

'Thank goodness the FDA now requires us to number each grape. We were almost caught up around here.'

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"I'm afraid it's still rather young." mockup

"I'm afraid it's still rather young."

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LAY ZEE FUK

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'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?' mockup

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.' mockup

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

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"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients." mockup

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager." mockup

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

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'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?' mockup

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

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It turns out they don't go together so well,

It turns out they don't go together so well, mockup

It turns out they don't go together so well,

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'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?' mockup

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

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The Main Types of Cheese

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Too much cilantro

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'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.' mockup

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

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"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos." mockup

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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Queen of Quinoa

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda. mockup

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

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To do before Saturday...

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"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce." mockup

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

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"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!" mockup

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

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'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.' mockup

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

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"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas." mockup

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

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'Is this still America?'

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Holiday Supplies

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"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!" mockup

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

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Cheese

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test." mockup

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

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'This wine is dreadful - try some.' mockup

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

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Grape Gourmet Gifts Collection

Grape Gourmet Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate the grape gourmet? Check out our collection of witty and charming mugs perfect for wine lovers.

Grape Gourmet Pillows

Explore cozy pillows that celebrate the grape gourmet—beautiful designs that add personality and comfort to any space.

Grape Gourmet Prints

Decorate their walls with vibrant prints inspired by the grape gourmet’s love for wine and creativity—perfect for personal or gift use.

Grape Gourmet T-Shirts

Discover our range of stylish t-shirts for the grape gourmet—fun, creative, and perfect for expressing their passion for wine.