Graduation Gambler Pillows

Happy Graduation

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Now Firing.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

'Do you have one called Job?'

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

"Clever girl."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

Medical School Graduations.

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

"Put 'er there!"

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

Do I get partial credit?

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

A credit to his species...

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.