Graduation Mischief Maker Pillows

'I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Graduation Day At A Party School

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

"Clever girl."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Put 'er there!"

'It's great to be a ventriloquist. I find that I can still talk in class, but I don't get in trouble.'

A credit to his species...

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.