Graduation Giggles Pillows

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Teacher and students.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

Bovine Proctology Graduation

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Clever girl."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'Do you have one called Job?'

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

"Put 'er there!"

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

A credit to his species...

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

Graduate

'The Graduate' updated.