Graduation Giggles Pillows

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Teacher and students.

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

Bovine Proctology Graduation

Graduation Day At A Party School

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

"Clever girl."

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'Do you have one called Job?'

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Medical School Graduations.

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Put 'er there!"

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

A credit to his species...

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Dunce's Cap.

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

Five-Star Canine Obedience School Graduation.

Graduate

'The Graduate' updated.