Graduation Gigglers Pillows

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

School of Baristas

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Happy Graduation

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

"Clever girl."

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

'Do you have one called Job?'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

Medical School Graduations.

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

A credit to his species...

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Put 'er there!"

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Dunce's Cap.

Their son was in a class of his own.

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

Five-Star Canine Obedience School Graduation.

"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."