Graduation Giggler Pillows

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Bill missed rehearsal.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Clever girl."

'Your bill.'

"Put 'er there!"

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Now Firing.

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

'Do you have one called Job?'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

A credit to his species...

Jack Russell gets a Doctorate

"Ugh - I always get so ervous when my work goes through pee'er review."

"It's a tuition bill."

'The Graduate' updated.

'I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.'